Book Pilgrim
YES. YES.
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“Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.”
—Edgar Allan Poe
All of Stephen King’s Books Ranked.
Click here to read the article. I really have to read It sometime.
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This is a pun mess.
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Maybe the best one yet. I am Anne Elliot (YAWN), I marry Charles Bingley (red haired hunkosaurus), I am jilted by Captain Tilney, my rival is completely inappropriate CAROLINE BINGLEY, by BFF is Anne Steele god help me, and I am disowned by the poop Lady Dalrymple.
But let’s please not forget that my rival is Caroline Bingley for her own brother! How very Game of Thrones!
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The glory. A lot of 24 vintage Harlequin books I won on eBay for 13 bucks. I should start a romance library out here, with like, black bags. And covered windows!
Great bookstore display of the new Vintage editions of Charles Dickens’s books – and a bag the bookstore created – in Germany.
O Dickens, my main man.
Book Review of the “First” Romance Novel, The Sheik from 1919
“Obey me, Diane!”
Kinky VonKinkertown, this was a rapturous romance novel journey into the high thrill of forced sex. Completely wrong, but with the shade of fiction and all those “steely muscles,” this went down like a hot crossed bun. Yum yum yum! If this is my introduction to romance novels, sign me up, register me, and take my credit card.
The 1900’s apparently were a time of insane depravity and lascivious woman-stealing. Our grandparents probably weren’t even conceived, and it was like, orgy time in the desert, I reckon. The Sheik is like this mad sex wild hunk of man stud I wanted to plop me down on some throw pillows. And then we’d seal the deal with some hand-brewed native coffee. Twilight doesn’t have anything on this brand of fucked up! We are a bunch of whiny babies!
Rape is only acceptable in the careful hands of the female who crafts it. And in the end, we all win in this wild pretend land of hot sands, crazy steeds, and crazy studs. A+, high quality, pure pleasure reading to be found here.
