You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read.
I didn’t think anything could be worse than my crappy tourist Japanese but guess what? My Mandarin is awful-er.
Aren’t you funny? You’re so funny. Your penis is like the Oracle at Delphi, letting off smoke signal wisdom about ladies fashion. How cute you are, tired of the same old flower crowns that have nothing to do with your bloated face, your sandals and socks, the way you probably forget to brush your teeth before bed. Stick that smoking penis in everything, please, the 18-year-olds need something else to fear. These Facebook motherfuckers.